Howdy Duty & Fuck Yoū!
Enter your name below to see if you’ve been told to Get Fūck’d!
Here’s a brief semi-permanent list of requests to get lost. Quite positively total freaking jerks:
Jessica N____
Chris Ma_____
Gaines H_____
Zach W_____
Bailey Cr___
Michael S____
Matt P____
Matt Q____
Brandon Y___
Nick C___
Scott S___
O’Doyle Rules!
Type your first name in the box, or meet in the back of the gymnasium after lunch period!
Fuck you, Ashley!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your effective Real Estate hustle on a Monday evening, after not peddling on the paddle pub! 🍻
Fuck You, Brennan!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your loud noises & shit talking, like they aren’t going to pop you in the mouth. Dayumn son!
Fuck You, Carley!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your tenacious persistence, striking good looks, and Alpha attitude. Who do you think you are - Me?!
Fuck You, Ryan!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your majority lack of fun invitationals, until we play poker or secretly meet; semi annually!
Fuck You, Jason
Don’t ever disrespect me with your excellent taste in sports cars, stellar comic book collection, and random welding skills!
Fuck You, Wyatt!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your exceptional knowledge of craft, beer, and great selection of TB Rays apparel!
Fuck You, Tim!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your great fitness habit, and private airport hanger, without even going to lunch lately ;-)
Fuck You, Jared!
Don’t you ever disrespect me with your custom EUC leg braces, and new, top-of-the-line Scuba Diving equipment!
Fuck You, Sean!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your Black car pretending to be a luxury sedan, and copycat T4 wheel!
Fuck You, Zach!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your puzzle making and adventure creating…
Fuck You, Austin!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your adult handling of responsibilities, and we’ll kept homestead…
Fuck You, Doug!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your dark sunburn and willingness to work harder than others…
Fuck You, David!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your temporary friendship, until you find girlfriends to desert your skateboard friends, with three hours extra notice before early dinner plans…
Fuck You, Nick!
Don’t ever disrespect me with your mis-matching maroon attire, and dirty hands coming from a rim job…
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